“Marge, my pet, I haven’t learned a thing.”.“Well, that’s certainly specious reasoning, Dad.” “… Thank you, honey.”.“This town is a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all.”.“So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?”.I’ve said the words ‘jiminny-jilkers’ so many times that they’ve lost all meaning.” “Show business is so horribly repetitive.“I felt such a feeling of power, like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.”.And when your back is turned, I’ll do it again.” “I filched it whilst you weren’t looking.I shouldn’t have stopped to get that haircut.” “Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?!”.
FAMOUS BARNEY SIMPSONS QUOTES TV
“No beer and no TV makes Homer go something something.”.“You might say, there’s a little Uter in all of us.”.“My boy is a box! Damn you! He’s a box!”.Let us all bathe in TV’s warm glowing glowy glow.” “Truly, yours is a butt that will not quit.”.“FOX turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.”.“The Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated!”.“It looks as though the fox has been caught by exactly the person who was trying to catch it.”.“Sure, the Germans have made a few mistakes, but that’s why pencils have erasers!”.“You’ve crossed the line from regular villainy into cartoonish super-villainy.”.But you, sir, are the greatest America hero who has ever lived.” Simpson, I don’t use the word ‘hero’ very often. “Now, I don’t care, nothing’s going to stop me in the middle of this sente - LEMON TREE?!”.“In case you didn’t real-ize, I was being sarcastic.”.“We need a name that’s witty at first, but that gets less funny each time you hear it.”.“There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.”.Consistently and thoroughly.” “… So he’s proactive?” “Now they’ll never save your brain, Hitler!”.Now, if every other gay person could save your life, we’d be set.” “There’s an adorable little boy here to see you sir.” “… Release the hounds.”.“Because he gets results, you stupid chief!!!”.“Yeah, well, we saved your asses in World War III.”.“Yes! In your face, space coyote!” “… Space coyote?“.“My god! It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited.”.“You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?”.“Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!”.“Well, we hit a slight snag when the universe collapsed in on itself.”.“That’s the funniest anecdote that I’ve ever heard! Now, why don’t you tell one?”.“Are these idiots getting louder or dumber?” “… Louder, sir.”.“ Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He’s the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He’s about to hit a chestnut tree.”.“There’s bound to be a little splash-back.”.“In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the women, then you get the money.”.“And that little boy who no one liked grew up to be… Roy Cohn.”.“ Elementary chaos theory shows that all robots must inevitably run amok.”.“I see you’ve played knifey spooney before.”.“I’m about to convene another meeting… in bed.”.Maybe it’s just a bunch of stuff that happened.” “ Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!“.“Let’s fight.” “… Them’s fightin’ words!“.“It’s just like I’ve always said: Democracy doesn’t work.”.
“So I said to myself: what would God do in this situation?”.“Lisa, if I’ve learned anything, it’s that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”*.
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